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Back when Australia was but a penal colony, the British would scout the area more out of curiosity than anything else.

On one such incursion, a Sergeant was crawling back to the beach with approximately 7 spears protruding from various parts of his body.

The Captain, looking down at the bleeding man barked, 'What have you to report Sergeant Maxwell ?'

'Well sir, the way I figure it Captain, the Aborigines sense an acute infringement of their territorial imperative and are reacting with aggressive anti-establishment behavior and open hostility towards the Empire and its delegations.'
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