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A man sat at a bar, drinking slowly. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. The bartender asked, 'What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?'

The man said, 'We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.'

The bartender said, 'That should make you happy.'

The man said, 'Not if the month is up today!'
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